After you watch Ishamael’s shows, you should check out (in no particular order):

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

Oh cool, you saw a TV show...

I’m always reluctant to over-parse somebody’s language and project intent, but the fact that he chose this phrase and pivoted from the more more common “asylum” to “prison” speaks volumes.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

They also won more games — 104 — than any other team in baseball and just went 7-1 over a division rival and the defending champs to capture the pennant, so they’re having a pretty OK season!

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Did the check not clear? Because they paid for a 4-1 victory.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

“It’s not TV. It’s a giant swinging electric blue dick.”

Fingers crossed for more Negasonic.

Foo Fighters - Floaty

This whole draft process is just like my adolescence, eagerly hoping for a Ball to drop.