Vlade Divac spits out coffee, hastily reaches for phone

Well, they could have done nothing instead, like 95% of the other football programs.

“The real question here is who gives a shit about what Stern has to say anymore.”

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

“Mr. Snyder, this is Tony. I think I have an idea. Yes sir, it will save millions.”

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

The game really wasn’t that exciting. I think Patrick’s trying to put lipstick on a Puig here.

“I think IU’s first priority should be to get Gregg Popovich as their new coach.” - Magic Johnson, probably.

I’m in San Francisco. Our phone obsessed sheep commit suicide by using their phone as anesthesia as they step out into oncoming traffic. I guess I should not be surprised.

I found Jerry Gergich!

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

The passive-aggressive smugness of Canadians never ceases to amaze me. Here’s your “leader who is more focused on human rights and climate change than he is about making sure corporations are taxed less” approving pipeline expansions and being condemned by environmentalists...

RIP Van Winkle

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

I am referring to “cap” before they hit luxury tax.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

One in hole!

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

maybe you should set your autocorrect to change twisted to lame for you.