I legit laughed out loud when I saw the replay of that. I can’t even be angry as that the sheer level of audacity required for that is something to behold.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

Joke’s on you—I made that deeply unfunny comment for free because I was 19 and not yet writing for Deadspin.

You would know

There was mass hysteria there when Barstool announced a few years ago that they’d no longer allow racial slurs in the comments. For real.

Sollenberger has become exactly what he created PFT to parody. 

Every now and then I check the comments section on Barstool (using Incognito mode so it doesn’t pop up). You can tell a lot about a website by the comments they generate, and how popular those comments are. There’s an article about how Mark Wahlberg’s schedule doesn’t include time to see his kids. Let’s see what we’ve…

Man, Katz and Sollenberger pussed all the way out. They know it, too.

Imagine if more of them were literate!

Nah dude. They’re totally not mad about getting cancelled at ESPN. They’re laughing about it. With all of these funny funny jokes. Like, do you even get satire? 

None of this would have happened if someone had informed this poor lady that Saturdays are for the boys!!!

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

Mental health is no joke, but this asshole is. 

Minihane attributed his depression to a combination of things, incling both of his parents dying within two months last summer, and a person who has been “trying to bring down our show.” Recently, one listener contacted WEEI’s advertisers and had a sit-down meeting with the station after the show’s hosts made…

A hearty LOL at them taking calls “with Minihane’s permission.” He apparently has no problem with spewing all kinds of vile shit about people he’s never actually met but yeah, real magnanimous of the guy.

There’s huge outrage among European runners and a belief that this was done to ensure an American won.

Apropos of nothing, Portnoy brought up the drama and referred to it as “Dickgate.”

AT ALL.

Kevin “KFC” Clancy, an employee whose decision to cheat on his pregnant wife was recently dubbed “KFC Gate” by Portnoy, granted that Portnoy probably didn’t need to “barge in” while Smith was in the shower.

What the hell is wrong with these people?