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“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

I don’t like him or his shtick. But then again I’m an adult.

Anyone who puts those wheels and tires on a ‘65 Mustang deserves to have their car ruined.

Funny you ask. I got backed into in the parking lot of my local library, and the cops didn’t issue a ticket because they said it was private property.

The question no one is asking.

But can the police issue tickets on private property?

Definitely NOT a good idea to be leaving keys in an unattended car.

Your primary reason for not owning a car is...cops?

Umm when are you actually using the buttons in a period that you cannot look off of the road for a second in?

All the jobs in the world must be had in the US! But no immigration!

If you want to predict the future, look at the past. If Trump does build a border wall and impose stiff tariffs on Mexican car imports, I think it’s obvious what’s going to happen. What happened when a fence was put up along parts of the Texas/Mexico border? Did the drug cartels give up and go home? No, they built

Political correctness is just the siren song of people who dream of a world where they can be openly racist and bigoted and not criticized for it. Basically a “safe space” for their racism and bigotry. Ultra liberal SJWs are just as obnoxious as these people. I’m probably focusing on the wrong stuff but this always

Also, this:

Self-awareness is not a strong suit among this crowd.

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

America is essentially a 3 year old child.

I have a better one:

The only one I’ve got .... and I stole it from Car & Driver magazine a long (long ....) time ago: