This is big government regulating the hell outta shit, driving up prices for the American consumer thousands of dollars per transaction, plus adding weight that impedes performance by every metric. I say we give a Tsuru to every politician that wants to defund the EPA or roll back gun laws.

What car should you buy? A Mercedes-Benz 190E, probably.

Last year, with her infinity scarf, fleece vest, booties, broken iPhone, Pumpkin Spice Latte, and strong opinions about fall, my dog was textbook definition of “Basic Bitch”

I dressed up as a basket of deplorables:

Yuna wants cookie...and to claw my eyes out for doing this to her.

This year we were Scarface, last year Addams Family

Let’s hope we have reached peak EV.

Yeah, let’s hope we have reached peak progress.

Incentive: a thing that motivates or encourages one to do something.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Yep... Wanted a very specific MKZ for the wife. Paid their fee to move it from a few states away to our home town. Go to test drive it, marker lights are broken, major paint issues, cooled seats broken, power seats broken, various other things I’m forgetting now broken.

Have you hit anyone recently?

I heard him say at a rally some hours ago after being accused of invading Hillary’s space at the last debate that she’s the last person’s space he would want to invade, which was just a nasty jab basically saying she’s old and ugly. So, I wouldn’t be surprised.

I’m a far-away internet lady, but dear heart, I’ve been there (sometimes still am there), and I care about you <3

I guaran-damn-tee that one of the Trump reactions to at least some of these will be an attack on their physical beauty saying Donald wouldn’t have touched her (pick one) because she’s not a 10. He is 100% going to use the she’s to ugly to assault defense.

I can see the picture now: Happy All American family headed off on a road trip. Mom, Dad, shining faced kids and the dog tied to the top of the car! Those were the days, yessir.

What number did we agree on a la Cosby before we start believing them?

Mitt is a Norman Rockwell painting in comparison.

“Binders full of women.”