Is anyone excited for Hey Clockface? Elvis has a new album out tomorrow and I’d heard a couple songs and they felt both kinda cheesy but still immersive. I was left ambivalent and I hadn’t followed him much since National Ransom.

Colbert has nothing on Jimmy Fallon, the most super of supers. Constantly slobbering all over his best pals like Timberlake.

I’d throw Get Happy in there too.

Agreed!

Wow, he can’t even get a job in movies? I demand to cancel this kid.

I guess so...but then that would imply you want to rehabilitate a criminal mastermind who has spent the better part of his life in the human trafficing biz.

He was such a fixture of the Bush era...I haven’t seen him in near a decade. Interesting to see how he’ll hold up.

Sounds like you’re advocating for the death penalty.

Notice how Politifact accurately labeled the kid as not being related to Mitch in any way?

More tears from the Right about “liberal bias”...facts don’t care about your feelings.

That’s the face I make when someone with bad breath is near me. Big whoop.

Anyways you ARE mistaken and need a fact-check.

All the selective editing in the world is not gonna make that number higher than zero. Keep trying though.

“How many underage girls is joe biden on camera sniffing, again?”

Zero.

Hey, if you wanna do Russia’s job for them, be my guest.

We’re gunn f-ckin’ party, that’s what we’re gonna do!

Hopefully The Strokes play At The Door next week, that song is great.

Well I don’t watch the WHOLE show...

It means you’re treating rumor as if it were fact. Meanwhile, the FBI is treating rumor as malicious abject fiction.

Am I the only one who watches SNL for Weekend Update?

Classic