That's withering list of positives if I've ever seen one, especially since I've never really heard anyone say anything nice about Hella. Wait…is that your point?

This happens a lot with me. I don't know how old you are but I'm of a certain age and remember a time when tv shows didn't have like a month or two in between seasons. I've never tuned into TV Land but have heard of this show here and there. Still, it's absurd to me that it's been on for 5 seasons.

6-2 and 6-3 made me want to run away from home.

I've been waiting for this. His last album Lemniscate is a gem.

I love Empire and as little as I'm invested in these award shows would still argue that it's certainly deserving of more Emmy nominations. But the degree of Lee Daniels' hubris in his relatively short career is so inexplicable, not to mention gauche as fuck.

I read the headline and shuddered at the thought that I'd end up on the same page as Gwyneth Paltrow regarding anything at all. I mean, people need to get into the habit of covering their mouths when they yawn because etiquette and you're a an adult. To my great relief, this batshit yawning method is firmly in her…

She's so fly, as the kids say. The kids are still saying "fly" right?

I'm as gay as a $3 bill but still found myself rewinding one of the first scenes in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead just to see Marisa Tomei slink across the room in nothing but…well, I don't want to spoil the surprise for you in case you haven't seen it. I'll just leave it at "I'd switch."

Nothing makes me giggle more than the mere thought of Helium saying "miseryyyyy." Insta better mood. Strindberg and Helium was gone too soon.

Get out of my head, internet!

The "Garfield-starring" part threw me for a sec and I thought I'd missed a Spider-Man movie featuring our favorite Monday-hatin', lasagna lovin' feline.

I'd watch that show.

I'm totally quoting you on this.

I think one of the biggest draws for this show is how heartwarming it is to see kids being considerate, thoughtful and downright sweet to each other and how much of a refreshing difference that is from the adult versions of these shows. That is the case for me, at least. So in that respect, I'm not buying that giving…

And lord knows that the only way children are ever entertaining is if they're precocious, loud and obnoxious.

I think what some folks are saying about Ayla is true to an extent. Ayla certainly seems more reserved and I would say more poised than most of her fellow competitors. But it's unfair to characterize her as bland or not camera-ready just because she gave Gordon terse answers to his questions while in the midst of a…

I love this show for all its heartwarming, hope for the future but am really sick of having that hope dashed when little girls and kids of color get straight up robbed of their chances to be victorious in this competition. Thanks for maintaining status quo, MasterChef Junior. Thanks for nuthin'.

Way to put a fine point on your patronizing bullshit, Sorkin.

Yup, that just about covers all the awesomeness this tune has wrought.

So we're just ignoring the fact that the older brother has some kind of bizarro world, black Turtle thing going on? Ok.