Sorry to be the bummer but...My college roommate died in his doorless Jeep Wrangler.

Even in my import-hating high school days I couldn't help but love Mitsubishi's late 90s style. The last gen 3000GT and second gen Eclipse are some of the best looking Japanese cars of all time in my opinion.

Damn! Guess Ill drop out of my chemistry class now! What would Walter White be without a 300 SRT! The Jeep SRT? cancel it and build the Gladiator!

I love it when you can see a title and instantly know who wrote it. Before I even looked down at the name, I thought to myself, "this had to have been Torch."

I'm from Eau Claire. And I can tell you with complete certainty, this is the best thing to ever come from there.

Does that case of syphilis come with a plush cherry red interior?

You can have high cholesterol and still be able to get a woodie.

• Makes an imaginary number joke on Jalopnik

Please watch your language. This is a family site and I don't want my kids to learn the word "Sebring."

I do it because I love you all.

Because fuck you, 3rd gen prices need to stay in the dirt. I don't want to someday pay 4k for a non running 305 Camaro with an automatic because some Monster'd out adrenaline junkie wants to slide around corners with 20's in the front and 14's in the rear.

Owner demographics is the best reason I can come up with. This guy doesn't drift.

a PT Cruiser with a Grave Digger paint job would be awesome. I swear I would drive that daily.

hahahaha. Carmax IS the lord and savior of people who want to drive Land Rovers. But here's the thing: the people in the image would never be caught DEAD at Carmax.

Chrysler: To Hit the Bullseye, Sometimes you just Need a Bigger Dart.

I bought my WRX from an older salesman who was very nice, and quite honestly ready for retirement. Probably would if he could. He told me briefly about the lower center of gravity afforded by the boxer engine layout (I was impressed he knew this much) and then he proceeded to say, "I find that most guys that are…

Who knew such a boring, depreciation-calculating website could tug at the heart strings like this? If they did a best-of-the-2000's, I might cry.

The Honking!

hell, I'll even take an honorable mention for the Plymouth Valiant.

What? No truck from Duel?!?!?!?