My dad sent me that e-mail forward. Twice. Both times, I pointed out it was from that shit movie, and both times he got mad at me for some reason.

I would also nominate most Subaru's, particularly the Impreza. For a small car, it has miles of headroom. And the current generation Outback is absolutely huge on the inside.

ALL THE MONEY I SPEND ON THIS BITCH AND HER ROOTS ARE SHOWING

So if we live in a world where the 200 is a good car, how can we spot the idiots? I'm serious. If I'm on the fence about whether or not someone is an idiot, a glimpse of their car will usually verify my suspicions. Just this week, I met someone new at work, was unsure of the level of idiocy, only to find out at the…

4.) Driving on the wrong side

I just read in a book that, during WWII, the US Army experimented with fitting small incendiary devices on bats. The idea was to release a swarm of them over Japan and burn down strategic buildings. They did a test run at a base and the suicide-vest-wearing rodents promptly burned down every building on the base,…

I thought the headline of this article was "People Aren't Getting Laid Because You Aren't Buying Dodge Darts."

Guess I'm the only Mr. Bungle fan here...

The article says 2010-11. Regardless, I hope they get the bastard.

I hope the LVMPD realizes there's a good chance that, being such a generic car in Vegas, there's a good possibility that it could be a rental. Given the date and description of the vehicle, it should be easy to look up records of who may have had such a car at the time.

Hijacking the topic, but despite being one of the episodes in the show's original run, Homer's Odyssey is a such a terrible episode. I watched the DVD with commentary, and I remember that just before the credits rolled, Matt Groening simply said "Wow..." It's pretty obvious that they were still figuring out what the…

I have a question that I will ask after some rather long exposition. In the next year or two I'm going to find myself in the enviable position of shopping for a sports car. With the budget I have in mind, and considering that I am already an enthusiast of the brand, I find it difficult to find a better choice than a…

The Routan. Nobody said the Routan?

I had a pre-Pentastar R/T as a loaner a couple years back and it was the worst car I've ever driven. Everything about it was offensively bad. I described it as a stupid car for lazy people. Just being in it made me a worse driver. Everything about the car was dull and vapid. Hammer the gas and it goes all the way…

The unreliability of the WRX is solely due to the variety of tools that are attracted to them. My '02 has been my daily driver and occasional rally-crosser, with 155k on the clock now. Original everything. Never had a problem. Treat it right, and it will treat you right.

I'm sorry, but it is in fact possible to drive on ice, and we (in Wisconsin) get those exact same conditions at the start of winter and after a thaw during winter (which does happen). And we don't live in a featureless landscape either, there's this large swath of land known as the Kettle Moraine which was shaped by…