I quit men and people are so confused by it. The guys I’ve dated have been trash. I should go on a dating site, it will happen when I least expect it, blah blah blah. I’m mid-thirties and southern, so my parents gave up a while ago, bless. Everyone else can STFU.

Thank you for what you do. For real. I wouldn’t have the strength not to hit those mutherfuckers.

Some of them are affiliated with local church groups, as Gothamist writes, including Church at the Rock in Brooklyn, Grace Baptist Church in Woodlawn, and Bright Dawn Ministries in Brooklyn.

I considered going on a Teen Mom cruise so take my opinion as you will but the concept of going on a tropical vacation and seeing some musical acts is appealing I suppose. But like... $4k for Blink 182? Umm...

Twitter wins:

I have an ass that won’t quit expanding, does that count?

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

I was so so so so excited for this. I’m deeply invested in all the Avonlea books and loved the Sullivan miniseries (but not the latest one, wtf Kevin?). The trailer was so disappointing and even for Anne, with all her affectations, this little girl actor just is NOT IT. Maybe I’m just a Cranky Old now, but no one can…

It’s very annoying how off most of the characterizations are. Almost all of episode two was not from the books and it was awful. I LOVE the books and the 1985 mini and was so so so looking forward to this but it’s just been disappointing, it’s lacking so much of the humor that makes the story so much fun.

NO. STOP. IT’S TERRIBLE. It’s been airing here for a few weeks, and it is NOT good at all because:

To kick this off, you must know I have a paralyzing fear of ET. My junior year of high school, my “friend” aka person who I hated but tolerated because it was a small school and she was friends with my friends, stole my car keys from my backpack during lunch and slipped them back without me noticing.

The flower bathroom!!!

When she painted her FACE on their wall!

You’re just MEAN. Sit by me.

Was Hildi responsible for the room where a homeowner just started sobbing at the reveal? That’s my favorite. Second only to the brown room that sent the homeowner into a hot rage.

Or she’d rather be able to talk about it openly without being made to feel that her feelings are wrong. There’s nothing worse than trying to be honest with someone and they dismiss your feelings because they don’t line up with what they think you should feel. I really think she’s looking for understanding and…