And it’s a shame the vast majority of them vote strictly along capitalist lines, assuming correctly that most of the time any socially conservative roadblocks will be something they can pay their way out of. Fuck them.

I can’t really speak for anyone else. I dislike her because she’s co-opted the term ‘feminist’ as part of her “brand” (and very openly and vocally so, to the point of calling it her “brand”) with apparently very poor understanding of what the term means or entails and very poor personal politics to back it up.

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

Seriously. I love dogs, but their needs and neediness annoy the shit out of me. Cats are so easy and chill by comparison.

Stop pretending that dogs’ desperate need for attention means they genuinely care.

Anyone besides me do the full-on ugly cry at the end of Homeward Bound, after Shadow the Golden (who spent days trapped in a hole and his fellow pets refused to leave him) finally comes into view after the other 2 pets have long bounded to the house, and everyone has given Shadow up for dead? When he finally limps…

You’re almost there.

Oh please! A cat wouldn’t get caught in a cistern and make their friend spend a week trying to rescue it.

I think actually what happened was the entire world learned that nurses are severely unhinged. Great. Good to know.

They do that at Disneyland with Mickey Mouse ears.

I've seen it in person. It's not visually unappealing at all, it looks really cool. I'm sad to see the locks go but I didn't realize it was a safety issue.

It’s “who” when you’re talking about people and “that” when you’re referencing objects. Maybe you think of me as an object, though? In which case, hi boo boo ;)

i would pay to be able to fly like goldie

This had already made my day, but then I noticed that it’s filed to “go fuck yourselves”...I bow down to your lack of fucks.

in order to put her in her place

Something very interesting I noticed the second time round: the first time he grabs her, she pushes him off. Then he’s angry at her for showing him up, and he goes to grab her behind in revenge, in order to put her in her place. Such a great demonstration that the men that perpetrate these acts of sexual assault…

Violence is seldom the answer.

aren’t like half of them Canadian? I know Lorne Michaels is....

Canadian comedy is revered by American comedians and writers. This Hour Has 22 Minutes may not be as famous as SCTV or Kids in the Hall but I bet insiders know it. It’s actually pretty funny.

I live 25 miles or so from the Canadian border, and our local cable system carries the CBC station, so we often watch “This Hour Has 22 Minutes.” I consider their humor far superior to SNL’s.