Ha, same. Had a little bit of a knee-jerk WTF moment with that.

A good alternative is cocoa powder. For real. Works in a very similar fashion but doesn’t cake onto the follicles. The only problem is you can’t really use it with light blonde hair and sometimes your part gets a little dyed for a day, but it’s not that noticeable. So yeah, cheap alternative that doesn’t make you go…

Same. I have been super confused when people talk about how different she looks. She just looks older to me.

Fuck you! I do what I Waaaaaaant!

I am weirdly excited about this news?

Because the headline references his sentencing, which was not for rape. If the headline was something along the lines of ‘25 year old man rapes 14 year old for family’s protection’ then that would be accurate. So yes, the choice of headline writing can be called into question here, but the headline itself is not…

It is rape, but he is not in prison for rape. He is in prison for sex tourism and sex trafficking.

This. I was coming here to say this. Why was Hadid just ignored here? Adding that to the snarky comments about Christina Aguilera and Cameron Diaz, both mixed, and parts of the article kind of left a bad taste in my mouth.

This is one of my favorite internet things ever. Pure Gold.

Bello Ginger Sauce!

I would watch this TV show. Fo reals.

I have never shat myself. Not with food poisoning, the flu or even that time I was too lazy to cook anything or leave my apartment so ended up eating raw vegetables for three days. I am truly blessed. Of course, now that I’ve said it out loud (on internet) I have broken whatever spell was keeping all that liquidy shit…

Exactly! You put the seat down because you should also be putting the lid down every time. Durf. If you don’t it’s like leaving your cabinet doors open whenever you pull something out of them. Close Ya Shit People!

Same. I’m pretty sure they actually mention this at one point as well. If I remember correctly his dad makes a crack about how ridiculous the whole ‘OMG Dan’s so poor’ situation is.

SOOOOO, I had a totally crazy theory about Kylo Ren that is most likely not true at all, but I kind of dig it so here goes. If Snoke is actually Darth Plagus that would mean he’s pretty much immortal. The only way to get close to his to find out how to defeat him would be to become his student. If you were to become…

The miserly Scot vs. the Miserly Jew stereotypes are quite similar. The Scotch thing has fallen out of prominence now, but at the time when Dicken’s was writing would have been very much in the fore of the social conscience. Here is a short article with actual ads that were run. Pretty interesting.

This is a hilarious comment, I would love for this to happen in real life. But I’m very sorry, the shitty pedantic in me has burst forth.... Technically Shkreli is not a Scrooge, because Scrooge was very much defined by hoarding and not spending money. He did not live in a huge house or enjoy the fame of being stupid…

This. Especially since exposure to porn and porn like things at a young age has been proven to seriously effect people as adults. I’m all about sex positive, scientifically accurate, open teaching of children about things. But that is a huge nooooooope. I started this article thinking I was going to get real pissed…

There is a series of measurements taken of various parts of the skeleton. There is a range for males and females. These ranges overlap, but when there is no other defining trait to specify the sex the measurements are taken en toto and used to determine sex. I’m assuming what they mean here is that all of the…

I’m not going to lie. I purposely do not do things, or mention them, because fuck that shit. I have avoided buying toilet paper for over a week waiting for someone else to notice and do something about it. I may be a bad person... oh well. Not my job.