You could go with honey.

Someone may have already pointed this out but the curse breaks at a 'moment of true happiness' which was shown to be a metaphor for orgasm. So Angel was all weepy and morose and not jacking it for however many years because he's all about punishing himself but a vampire that was just normal and not a sociopath?…

It can, but even different cultures on earth have dealt with boobs differently and one assumes if you've never confined them and are always active they are not that painful. I went for a naked run the other day and though my boobs hurt a bit at first about 10 minutes in they were fine, and that was after only one day…

Well she's an alien so it would make sense for her not to wear human undergarments.

Soooooo, when is this coming out in book form? Cause I've got some nephews...

The problem with the movie was that it was poorly executed. I've read the books and I get the changes they made, the book is batshit and goes off in 80 billion directions at once. So taking just one story line and expanding on it was a great idea, I even think they chose the right story line. The problem being is that…

Writing a novel and my ass is bangin'. Legit. I'm a little obsessed with my ass and how awesome it is.

Which is one of the reasons I love The Proposal. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds' age difference is mentioned exactly once. In passing.

I was coming here to say just that.

Ugh. He already has an origin story. Seriously The Paradise Snare the Hutt Gambit and Rebel Dawn are amazing books, and they are a great backstory, something they will probably just ignore and I'm already angry. Excuse me while I go scream into the night at the idiocy of this.

Well you've obviously not read the Han Solo trilogy, three of the best books in the extended universe. Whiiiiiiich, they will totally disregard, I'm sure.

All cows act like dogs (or all dogs act like cows, whatevs), if you've ever spent any time with them you'd see this isn't that abnormal.

And this is why I love the Almighty Johnsons. Cause they take the assholery of the Norse gods and they just roll with it. So sad it was cancelled.

Heyo, came up on your comment and decided to pop by. Urban fantasy wise try Patricia Briggs' Mercedes Thompson series. She's a grown ass woman mechanic who just happens to be able to turn into a coyote. I'm a fan. Pretty much anything by Margaret Atwood though she is a bit more surreal and 'literary fiction' than Neil…

Aaaaaaand, now Chumbawamba is stuck in my head.

Eeeeeh, so here's the thing though. Is belief really a choice? If you believe something you believe it you can't just decide it's not real one day because it makes you mad. That's kind of like saying 'well child abuse is horrible and disgusting so I'm just not going to believe in it anymore (and yes I guess there are…

I am writing my first novel. I went through an end of the winter lull, due to having motivation issues when the sun wouldn't come out and finally got back on the horse and the ball rolling and all those metaphors. Until a couple days ago when I went for a walk and ended up in the ER. So now I'm stuck on my parents…

Yeah, this article was a little weird. Definitely shouldn't shame people for masturbating but really? It's not necessary, at least not for everyone. I like sex, big fan, but I've never really felt the urge to masturbate. I tried a couple times cause I was bored and got over it. Maybe I'm strange because I don't think…

Do you really think it's deluded to not have a problem with death and see it as an inevitability? I would say looking at it the other way is actually a problem. The second we are born we are dying, that's kind of the point of life. There's nothing wrong with that, or evil or bad. It's not dying that's the problem it's…

What I don't get is, if the groom wants to plan the wedding why does he need to do so in secret? Couldn't the couple just sit down for a grown up talk in which the groom is like 'hey, I think this would be pretty cool' and the bride is all 'sure, you take the reins cause I could care less/here are some ideas please…