JANET.

“But what about all the Jews that Hitler didn’t kill!”

What John Oliver did was, literally, heroic. There are plenty of people who relish being the skunk at the garden party, and he’s not one of them. When I’ve seen him do things like this in the past, he looks really uncomfortable with it; even a bit scared. A hero isn’t someone who’s fearless; a hero is someone who is…

This happened to me with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. I had just watched the blooper reel of Parks and Rec, then walked into a coffee shop, and there he was ordered a green tea for his wife. I literally said “HEY!” in this way that was like “haven’t seen you in awhile!” and he said “Hello.” in a very Nick…

Jesus- the most telling part is when the A-list actor for 6 decades asks the A-list exec if he’s the powerful man in the scenario.

I saw an article on BuzzFeed with reactions from the people who were there, and many were like “what a bummer, why did Oliver have to change the subject/make everyone uncomfortable/forget he was there to discuss the film?” or “this is not the time or the place to put Hoffmann in that situation!” Those are probably the…

He is the best. I’ve shared on here before his kind words while stagedooring Hamilton.

These stories are my favorite. My mom saw Bill Murray & like a knee jerk reaction she shouted at him, “BILL!!!” He turned to her & shouted back, “WHAT?!” She was like, oh that’s right I DON’T know you. She’s still embarrassed about this moment but I love it lol. I like to think I’d be cool if I ran into a beloved…

Seriously, that’s the truth. You can get away with fuck all in Hollywood but you don’t hold up a set. You cannot mess with people’s money.

So you can molest as many teenagers as you want. But don’t be late to set while you’re doing it!

“*What the fuck does spending money on “women” even mean?”

If you’re a Republican I assume it means paying settlements for sexual harassment lawsuits.

Ah, of the Newport Shitfuckers?

It’s even worse, actually- I work with 7th graders.

Same, but I would rather sacrifice a few bucks on my stock portfolio for the sake of literally upholding democracy as we know it.

Have you BEEN in a high school classroom lately? Everyone has phones out most of the time. How about we heap praise on this person that tolerate teenagers in order to have an educated populace?

How fitting that he’s the first one fleeing in this brilliant Youtube video. From Russia, with love!

SWEET! I am heavily invested in the stock market, and I don’t care! Anything to make these fuckers even a little bit uncomfortable.

I confused my toddler by singing Proud Mary but as “Big Mueller keep on rolling!” very loudly

Trump was right - they are getting us to say “Merry Christmas” again!

Thank you Mueller Claus!!