The more I see your work the more I want to print it on canvas and decorate a wall with it.

Electric Youth! God I was so proud of that perfume, I brought it to school with me daily and showcased it on the top shelf of my locker.

I saw a segment about this on Auntie Rachel. If you are of a certain age, you know how this works — kids only got called out of class and to the principal’s office if there was an emergency, like, someone was in the hospital, or your grandmother had died.

Trenton Garmon is a personal injury lawyer or if you prefer, an ambulance chaser. He obviously knows nothing about the First Amendment or Constitutional law. He also went to Birmingham School of Law which is not accredited by the American Bar Association. Graduates from the school can sit for the bar in Alabama but…

That’s a lot of look.

I slept while watching this movie at the cinema, it was boring as hell then it will be boring as hell now.

They had the real winner in the magazine.

Oh wow, there is a lot going on there...

1. Barron’s father

Firstly, I’m glad Gary is doing well because I have been wondering about that.

I’m pretty sure he’s not even the sexiest Blake Shelton alive.

“She goes, ‘Listen to me, you’re going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don’t take this gift and just live in the moment.”

In a world with a Rami Malek, Oscar Isaac and Idris Elba, there is NO excuse for this malarkey!

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

Gwen,

She had that one series on her blog, aaaaages ago, about how she fell in love with Marlboro Man. Does she call Ladd Marlboro Man? It was called Black Heels to something...I could look it up but I’m lazy. Anyway, it was super tone deaf and incredibly eye-roll inducing but I still logged on and read almost every…

They also receiver a huge annual paycheck from the US government, which pays them roughly $2 million a year “to keep wild horses and burros on their massive property.”

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

I saw him in Stratford (Ontario) in King Lear and it was the best thing to happen to me, including the births of my children (sorry kids, it’s true).

I feel like Trump would eat Cookie Crisp: “I’m eating cookies for breakfast! No one can tell me what to do! I’m President Big Boy! Take that Crooked Hillary!”