Threw this one together last night.

Lol, I love this reaction.

There are actually a lot of great old politicians on Twitter. For example, 91-year-old John Dingell burning Tony Romo’s new sneakers:

Or running the washer right before you go out to run errands, and knowing it’s ok if the cycle ends a little before you get home. It’s so freeing.

And then there’s this explanation for why she does her own laundry, which I love:

“When it comes to beauty, I love beauty.”

we have a knights of columbus hall in my (small, southern indiana) hometown. we call it “the KofC” but with twang it sounds just like “KFC”. prom was always held there, lots of wedding receptions were held there. it’s hideous. one time i was coming home for a high school friend’s wedding and bringing my boyfriend (who…

KfC, however, is unimpeachable.

So, what was the amendment about that got his C Everett Koop cosplay feathers ruffled? Anyone know?

I bathe in the world of the stark and the real everyday. It really keeps your pores clear.

Can you imagine the explosion of outrage had Jayapal called that idiot “old man”? She would have received whatever the Congressional equivalent of tarring and feathering is. Either that or they’d be calling for a witch burning.

Blanket age difference condemnations are the worst. My partner is 14 years older than me, and boy do people have Opinions (not our friends or family, they love us together). No, I’m not ~extremely mature for my age~ nor is he immature. We’re two people who thank our lucky stars that we’ve found each other. Really the…

According to google: “Statistics show that in the U.S., 50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second, and 74% of third marriages end in divorce. Second marriages have difficulty for a number of reasons. First, once a person discovers that he or she can manage a divorce, they are less scared of going through the…

See also: every print publication still hanging on...

JLD’s beautiful face is so expressive that her words pack a punch, especially when she’s yelling at her minions.

I just hope we get more Salina-Minna Häkkinen dialogue.

President Jonad! Only outcome that makes sense. But frankly, I’d like to see President Richard Splett somehow.

Any man forgets his number spends the night in the box.

Baking people in large terrariums does sound a bit stressful for the bakee, akshully.

I’m not one of the faithful but give this man a church. Osteen’s congregation could use some new leadership. Just sayin’.