The best part is how Goldstone checked in to Trump Tower on facebook before the meeting.

Good point. But it’s better if she hears about it from her parents than some misinformed kid in the bathroom at school.

Yeah, that just became a requirement that I didn’t realize was necessary until now.

You want her to run off again???

I would be WRECKED. I can’t imagine dealing with the grief and loss and doing the emotional work that would be necessary to be OK after losing one of my dogs just to have her stupid ass show up 9 months later all “O HAI AM DOG BEEN ON VACAY LOL YOLO!”

I want a man that would sleep on a porch for his dog. *adds that to list*

So who’s going to tell her about the election?

Carrier pigeons...remember?

I truly expected this to end with the dog founding a startup in Haight-Ashbury, and refusing to return home.

Dog once ran away Into The Woods. It lacked the whimsy associated with the musical. It was horrible even to learn about later. Dudepheelio slept on the porch at a rental house waiting for Dog. Dog came back, fucking exhausted and smelling of shit.

This is why hoping for old racists to ‘die off’ just won’t work. Those people breed. They make other butthole-lipped people to take their place.

yeah imma need that dog ty

His supporters would pay money to enter the lottery for the chance of winning the great honor of being the one he shoots.

I feel like it had to have been someone in the state department? Delegation rooms should have been booked in 2016 regardless of who POTUS would be. I like to think they were booked in advance and someone decided to cancel the rooms after Trump was elected and no one bothered to check/confirm.

Indonesian president, Joko Widodo

The best part about fucking up on hotel rooms is that we’re talking about someone heavily involved with hotels. Maybe they just assumed that his name in the industry was enough? Maybe they thought that, like L. Ron Hubbard, there is space saved for him wherever he goes, whether he actually goes there or not? I have…

Reince Preibus, Chief of Staff, to his staff before the trip: “No need to book a hotel. The Germans sent a dispatch saying we would get a  reception and be staying at a large hostel in Hamburg. It’s very European.”

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

Says more that their co-stars are staying silent on this though it seems they’ve quit the show anyway.

I don’t particularly care about Dion, but I appreciate couture as a preserve of craftsmanship so I enjoyed the caption. Also, this!!