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I know! I have sensitive skin, so I always try to wear natural fibers, but it is so hard to find something natural and well made. Every women’s t-shirt has descriptions like “the perfect amount of sheer.” Fuck you, dude, the perfect amount of sheer is NOT SHEER! Why is this so hard? I end up just buying men’s shirts

Trust me when I say I remember it well, as does my son. He had revered that line since at long as I can remember. We couldn’t afford it but it was on his “bucket list” of clothing he wanted to own.

the $4.9 billion in government subsidies ?

Please don’t conflate poor and rural with bigoted and evil. I see a lot more Bernie bumper stickers in WV than Trump bumper stickers. Don’t be classist. Don’t put down poor white folks. Trust me, they are not the problem.

We need this. The drip-drip-drip will eventually wear away the stone.

I’m going to say there is definitely enough Carter family money to make that particular home birth perfectly safe.

Jezebel field trip!

I’m hearing great things about an up and coming Democrat named Arnold Frump...

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

I thought it was brollerina?

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

The absolute lack of self-awareness is amazing. They are all up in arms about Sharia Law, but would gladly accept all of the components of Sharia Law if it were proposed by a Baptist minister.

Dunno, I worked with my cousin in a frozen banana stand for a summer and it went pretty well.

The Carpenters. She hasn’t spoken to him in years.

You’d never expect that those 2 brothers wrote a song called “Don’t Look Back in Anger”

Also, Jezebel has confusing ads at the bottom now. Sometimes I want to click on them but life experience tells me not to

I would have a mile-long list if I was a celeb, but only because I’d feel guilty and like I had to explain myself.

Hehe, “demon” :)

Not a lot of moving around. You can occasionally sit. It’s the perfect job for an authoritative tuber.

*acting president/princess ivanka (FTFY)