We must kung fu fight.

What about the folks who want to put buckets of rocks in classrooms?

I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time understanding how the interior has any importance when you’re shopping for a 10+ year old manual 400hp sedan for 10-12k.

But that’s so boring, Daddy, do a story about the dolly!

Oh please, honey. Daddy’s job is to bring people important news. Right now, I’m very busy preparing a report about the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey!

Not their retirement grease!!!

Address all complaints to the Monsanto corporation.

Fine:

What’s funny is when we still owned our Jetta TDI wagon, its last task before it got traded in was to pick up a tree. Usually when you buy a tree, it’s been wrapped up and somewhat compacted. Not this fucker - drove about 60 miles to my buddy’s house in NH because he bought a property with a small tree farm in the…

Guess it’s time to think about hiding that red Barchetta in a barn...

I’m seein’ triple here! Nine Nicki Minajes!

A friend who was a SCOTUS clerk says that getting a reference to the Fairness In Hell Act into a decision is the Holy Grail of footnote ambitions. Nobody’s been able to pull it off yet.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Still patiently waiting for an AR compatible AoE that’s playable on coffee table. Since it’s owned by Microsoft, dare we say a ‘Hololo’ Lens edition?

At least he still has his gig on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.”

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.