Address all complaints to the Monsanto corporation.

Fine:

What’s funny is when we still owned our Jetta TDI wagon, its last task before it got traded in was to pick up a tree. Usually when you buy a tree, it’s been wrapped up and somewhat compacted. Not this fucker - drove about 60 miles to my buddy’s house in NH because he bought a property with a small tree farm in the…

Guess it’s time to think about hiding that red Barchetta in a barn...

I’m seein’ triple here! Nine Nicki Minajes!

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Still patiently waiting for an AR compatible AoE that’s playable on coffee table. Since it’s owned by Microsoft, dare we say a ‘Hololo’ Lens edition?

At least he still has his gig on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.”

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

nah

She later learned that it was just some random cosplaying her boyfriend.

That’s a trilby, filthy casual.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Completely different weight class. While I don’t think they technically qualify as “light fighters” like the F-5, the multirole Typhoons/Rafales are still pretty svelte at around 21,000-24,000lbs (empty), and IIRC had their development roots in light fighter programs. For reference, the F-16 is one of the lighter (if…

All that frontal area and yet, supercruise.

No F-5 (but you’re close!).

That’s internal versus external weapons stores. The French jets (like the F-16) just don’t have the volume of the Raptor.