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Nudist beeeacccchhhhhh

Still the most underrated mascot in my opinion

just so you know, "Tequila Mockingbird" is either the name of my next band OR my new derby stage name, just saying.

I dunno. Most of the interesting female characters are parts of their limited edition bag series and you don't know what you get until you purchase and open them. But they have female aliens, warriors, fairies, and other characters - but also some cliches like "Librarian." (Although, to me, Librarians are heroes…

This.

I mean seriously. It sounds so close to this I'm sad Tegan and Sara didn't just do a remake...

I'll allow it... But he has to give back those forty cakes first.

Fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation

They should have done this to the cat:

Hey, you... you should, you know... look at this TV Tropes page... the show has made Getting Crap Past the Radar to an art form...

Conversely, I watch more Adventure Time and Regular Show as a 27-year-old male than I do Sportscenter. Even if both of those shows had one enjoyable character, that's still one more than Sportscenter.

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

I think you meant to say Patrick Warburton, Brock Fucking Samson!

If they need a score on the last play of the game, they throw a "Praise Allah."

Women aren't allowed to attend any games

I don't think all 72 would be virgins.

What High School you know where they have 72 VIRGIN Cheerleaders?

So... their quarterback always throws bombs down field?