*Whistles* Bet it gets great combined footage.

Can't promoters even iron their sponsor backdrops anymore?

She would have to Sharpee some cleavage into that peekaboo top window to meet today's standards.

So divine.

I would have a witty or poignant retort, but...

Too-trim tailoring, or too-low of armholes in the suit jacket.

Even if Michigan was doing great this year, I would still be fully in support of a preemptive strike on Columbus.

Betamax is clearly the superior hood scoop format. Better induction quality.

Once the government (Federal and California) tax credits and pullotion credits go away, Tesla becomes deeply unprofitable. Even with this short term incentives, Tesla still doesn't make nearly enough profit and revenues to support their stock price.

If the Packard plant sells, where will photographers go in Detroit for their HDR ruin porn shots?

If anything, we can trust the Brits with the correct pronunciation of a "British" brand.

So... their quarterback always throws bombs down field?

So, can this thing turn at all, or will the fenders, wheels, and tires come to some clearancing agreement after a few miles of driving?

Cincinnati native here.

The use of 'tweeted' as a verb makes my head really, really hurt.

I will gladly help you sponsor these races nationwide as an alternative to Color Runs.

This could have been avoided had the Porsche been blessed with a bigger front splitter for increased downforce.

So, my main takeaway from this commercial was that the Burger King Guy quit his last gig, went back to school for his law AND medical degrees, then successfully ran for office? Wow. I'm proud of him!

I tried to mash these up, but can't find the motivation. Can someone else come up with something? http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/s/soundo…
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Who buys this luxury Acura, you ask?