But if the Muslims know Jesus as a prophet, wouldn’t he still be #1 as he pulls in both the Christian and Muslim world? Also, making Jesus a prophet of his religiom was a genius move by Muhammed. 

It’s okay to be a man and want to smell like a campfire, pine, leather, outdoor smells. I didn’t read the article.  

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Question: How much would it cost if I wanted that done to, say, an ex-girlfriend?

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I’ll fight you.

Someone winning the mile and the 200 in the same meet, at the Olympic or Worlds level, is utterly ridiculous. That shit barely happens at DIII college championship meets, and Ledecky’s been able to do it consistently against the best in the world.

Juan Bon Jove or something shit I dunno.

This is a revolutionary advancement in technology. Now when I play racing simulators on dual monitors, that line down the middle of the viewing area actually makes the experience more realistic.

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Blue Balls Matter

And then you don’t have any cash and the cabbie won’t accept your card

We gotta do what we gotta do. It’s like when you need something at 11:30 pm and begrudgingly go to WalMart.

So Lyft cancelled their advertising?

• Be in not-NYC

D.B. Pooper

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Nike Earhearts

This is the one time Microsoft would love people calling the tablets iPads.