I’m gonna get a huge jump start on my summers by forgetting about this tournament three months earlier.

To be fair I’d rather be terrible in LA than in Buffalo.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Barber: What you want?

Larry Nance Jr: Make me look like a 2K default player

Barber: Say no more fam

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

If only Deadspin would follow the Pac-12's lead...

First of all esports arnt sports. sorry i love video games but there is nothing athletic about them. If hand eye coordination is all that makes you an athlete then wiping your ass is a sport.

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

Found one! 166 to go.

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Goddamn this is one of the most annoying reflexes you Sixers fans have. NO ONE has ever argued that the Sixers were some team hot on the verge of championship contention when Hinkie arrived. That is not the point of criticism of the Process.

Going into the fifth year, the team still sucks with no hope of stopping without abandoning the Process and signing a free agent stud, and you’re still defending Hinkie. Congratulations on your belief in chemtrails!

Well, the test was registered via his tether which is around the rim of his ankle. So a better search would be to go on Backpage and look for rim jobs.

Butler should block his transfer.

The University of Illinois at Evanston?

This plan makes 8 year auto financing seem hyper-conservative.

Other than the double-dribble, which caused LeBron to give up on defending the dribble like he should have done, that entire sequence was amazing.