PEDANT ALERT

My hometown is named after that fucker!

Comet's wings are fantastic too!

I always assumed his suits were terrible to hide his even worse physique.

Ooooo, maybe there's an unspoiled Bush laying around here somewhere that we could use!

Literally dozens of us! DOZENS!

haha

Have you read His Master's Voice? If not, you should really read His Master's Voice

Heaven On Their Minds or Gethsemane

If you're talking about the guy outside Genoa, I heard that he'll give you a tour of his micronation in a full military uniform if you schedule ahead of time.

Hate-bait

The evolution of accents is so interesting. More comments like this please.

Man, I can't believe I had to scroll this far down in the comments to see this quote.

"Of course, we don't keep the cannons loaded - it's just common sense"

For some reason, the way Pierce Brosnan talks to those kids when they're all trapped in a tunnel (or whatever) comes off as if he's trying to convince them that he's been their father the whole time.

I don't know about Ren being unaware - he freaks out noticeably when he hears that it was a girl>/em> on Jakku that stole the droid etc

Why do so many people think Luke is her dad? I thought it seemed way more likely that Han / Leia are the parents.

Or drunk Barney Gumble

"Keep it down!" —Arthur Schopenhauer

Came back just to let you know that I used that website for the first time (other than just playing around) and it worked beautifully.