Holy shit, the Venn diagram of people who wear Oakleys around their neck and who are actually cool and badass now has an overlap of one person. 

“I slowly feathered the brakes as I’m going to compensate for my balls dragging down the runway...”

The whole “executive team is forgoing salaries” is a bit of a smoke screen. The CEO makes $400,000 year in salary but over $2,000,000 in stock.

I will say that them delivering a car to you with a seven day test drive period and them coming to you to buy a used vehicle is really nice. I sold a vehicle to a dealership recently- got an online quote, took it in and I then had to haggle and shit over the price they offered to me in-person, which was two grand…

Used car dealers are such a pain in the ass that a lot of people are willing to lose a lot of money simply for the convenience of not having to deal with one.

Oh, okay, so you’re just a general fantasy lander

Of reality. There is scientific proof.

Man, if regressives could read, they’d be pissed at that shirt!

I love that it’s in Florida, a state that has done so much climate denial and work against fighting climate change.

The older Vettel gets, the more I like him.

Right? At this point I would stop looking for sympathy and start looking for ways to take advantage of this situation.

Talk about blaming the victims.  Holy shit dude.

i’m sorry but this whole thing is stupid. it could be cool, and for maybe $15K I could see buying it, gutting the whole damn thing aft of the cockpit, and making it actually cool. but they should have taken the high bid, because it’s about twice what anyone should actually pay for a half-assed “project” that had…

Thanks Obama. 

Looks like Biden flicked the switch to stop the price reduction. /s

Probably has some skid Marx if he legit thought nukes were on the way

I’m sure he could have found out by turning on his radio and hitting scan until he found a news/talk station.

In this idiot’s defense, he didn’t claim he was trying to outrun a nuke. He claimed he was in a hurry to get home to find out what is going on in.

He was Putin the pedal to the medal to keep his engine from Stalin

Nuclear Thermal war. Sounds like a nice thing really.