jfc can we go one week without hearing about Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles or Emily Ratjkowski.

Is there a number lower than one? 

No offense but I would think Reese could be a bit of a handful at times. I don’t know anything about her husband, except he’s an agent.

They were never married

I speak fluent English, and know some key phrases in Spanish, French, German and Japanese.

Take your star!

Two Buck Chuck, mother fuckers!

If your attorney is fine with arguing you can’t taste wine any more, like, that’s the best they can do, you aren’t charming and you can’t taste wine? And the plaintiff’s attorneys aren’t doing everything possible to settle out of court seeing as how you have millions of dollars from  selling stupid as well as dangerous…

It’s just the brand of eye shadow she uses.....

How about all the Native American children they kidnapped and murdered?

Olivia had the choice to not open the envelope until afterwards, or if she did open it, not tell the world it was custody papers.

I bet if he was served, you wouldn’t know about it.
Because he’s using the media for something beneficial, not to trash his ex.

Mental health is a problem and if a tv show as popular as Ted Lasso helps someone get the help they need, isn’t that a good thing.

I live in the suburbs of Indianapolis, albeit near a woods, and I’ve had one or two mice in my apartment. Not at the same time, but they just get in. Luckily my Pomeranian was on the case. Unluckily, when I got home that evening, my living room looked like a crime scene. Blood all over the carpet, not a drop on my…

You must be new to the internet. 

I waited on a woman and her teenage son the other day at work, asked how she was and she replied “great”. Apparently her son didn’t hear her and he stage whispered to her “You’re supposed to answer when someone asks you a question”. She told him she had responded, and I jokingly asked him “Are you mansplaining to your…

Same. I laffed at Kimmel when he told the Ozempic joke at the Oscars, but until I read this could not remember how it was pronounced.

Usually people who are confident in their abilities and 30 plus year career don’t have to be so disrespectful to their costars.  

First episode of third season of Ted Lasso mentions “Hoosiers”.

Thank you!