The report somehow missed how he used district funds to purchase the “Taxation is Theft!” vinyl wrap for his pickup truck.

Interfering with another sport.

No one named “Rush” could be evil!

That’s how you do sweeps week, son!

That’s nothing. Starting QB Aiden Smith-Harrington took his girlfriend to Red Lobster and gave her crabs.

Well I guess I’ll just be switching to a healthy combination of beer and whiskey.

These studies are always less harrowing once the math folks helpfully remind us of this.

So if I continue my lifelong habit of basically never drinking soda but also continue to eat a whole bunch of eggs I’ll almost even out?

I think the argument is that the healthier you are, the less likely you are to suffer health problems for decades before shoving off the mortal coil.

If I hit 80, I’m tryin’ heroin.

No. There’s “phone or radio voice” and then there’s “wow, how did you lower it so much voice.”

Asking the real questions around here

The time I have most self-consciously changed my voice was when I did some on the air radio shows a few years ago. I was trying to sound calm, cool and collected in a smooth FM kind of way and my goal was to NOT blather and use a million filler words and sounds. (I remember almost everything from speech class.) When I…

I am eating up E V E R Y T H I N G on this.  It’s like Fyre Festival x1000.  By far, the book is the absolute best out of everything.  I liked the podcast a bit better than the HBO documentary.  I was hoping the documentary would have a little more background and more interviews w/ the people about the utter…

An octave is a pretty massive shift for the human voice. 

“Rock With You” is one of my favorite songs, and it’s definitely my favorite disco track. I even choreographed a dance to it in college that my friends and I performed! I had my music on shuffle the other day and listened to two minutes before deciding to skip the track. I have no idea if/when I’ll be able to revisit…

I just heard Off the Wall in my car and it is a killer tunes. I just kept telling myself thata it was OK, Jackson was fine when he was black.(cognitive dissonance talking) It was when he became a superstar, got really wierd and having all the surgeries that the little kids show up.

Farmville? What? That’s so lame, how old are you? People play adult games now.

“What losers!” I said, as I clicked over to see how many pretend farm was doing on Farmville*