This scheme would work well in Anchorage, Alaska where people are so desperate for a Trader Joe’s someone put up a fake sign at a construction site indicating it was the future home of a Trader Joe’s. (Then again those shipping costs)

sure!  who’s he?  but anyway yes, by all means, let’s blame Lou!

You forgot about Eric, but then again, so does his father.

This kind of half-assed fakery just underlines the truth all along, that there are only two reasons someone votes for Trump: Either they’re a bigot, or they’re an imbecile.

Yeah. Shame about the country though.

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Extremely Long Island Video 

Here’s a fun social experiment: Get on a Long Island Railroad train leaving Penn Station at 2am on a Saturday and see how many fights you encounter. 

Tavares took less than NYI offered to come to Toronto

“You weren’t only the team’s captain; you were the fans’ captain too.”

This is why a gun in the house is a risk factor for male suicide. Men and women don’t attempt suicide at significantly different rates, but the suicide rate for men is higher because men are more likely to use more effective methods, like a gun.

True, but it’s sad that is considered solid advice in the “greatest country” on Earth.

don’t get a gun if you have depressed or anxious teens in your house

Don’t text or otherwise fiddle with your phone while you’re driving. Pay attention when you’re in control of a deadly weapon.

That’s how I took it. Jennifer never has anything nice to say about Bradley Cooper. 

Ah, no thanks...!

Chatting with some of the employees of a local brewery opened my eyes- there’s an awkward sense that they want to support other local breweries, and they genuinely do in some cases. But on the other hand, there’s some occasional exasperated disbelief about some of the beers on the market.  You get a lot of “oh, those…