Holy cow that story is sad and funny and unbelievable at the same time. 

On a related “Driving In NYC Is Hell” topic, have you ever seen these Twitter accounts that point out how the NYPD and other ethically challenged hacks in NYC use parking placards to leave their personal and work vehicles anywhere they damn well please? https://twitter.com/placardabuse

Making America Great Again....one bathroom at a time.

Easy-peasey! Furloghed workers can hold a garage sale, baby sit or be a mystery shopper!

After a few years of marriage, most of texts between spouses deals with laundry, schlepping kids around or who’s job it is to schedule the plumber to unclog the bathtub. 

I knew an Amazon Prime joke would land here eventually...

I’m thankful my supervisor lets me take a sick day to care for my kid if he’s home from school b/c he’s not feeling well.

I hope your customers tip you well.

I work out between 6-7 every weekday morning and I definitely have more energy at work on those days. 

I fall asleep around 10:30 pm and wake up at 5:30 pm, sometimes without my alarm. My body appears to have a 7-hour sleep timer.

We can carry over our sick days from year to year, amassing hundreds (or even thousands) of days. We don’t have employer-provided disability insurance (unless we purchase it on our own) so a few of my colleagues have used sick days if they get injured and are out for a few weeks or months. We can also donate our extra…

I’m not even a Caps fan (although I pulled for them in the 2018 Cup Final) and I never grow tired of watching how Ovi spent his Celebrated Summer. He really carries a joie de vivre about him.

The Isles are definitely the best team in the NYC metro area right now.

I’m sure BK’s lawyers bill the company $9k in a matter of hours just as the daily cost of doing business. BK should write the man a check and send him on his way.

I always wanted to be a househusband! I’m better at cooking and cleaning and schlepping around my kids than working my soul-crushing office job.

Related story from today’s WaPo: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2018/12/28/living-paycheck-paycheck-is-disturbingly-common-i-see-no-way-out/

I see you took notes at my family Christmas dinner.

I also store rubber bags in resealable plastic sandwich/snack bags. It keeps them from drying out.

Do transformers still have PCBs in them? Leaking PCBs from faulty transformers can contaminate nearby water and soil for decades.

You win.