It’s the guns too.

I’ll never buy a VW product out of warranty ever again. CP all the way.

Until you lose your paper boarding pass somewhere in the airport and swear you had it on you after finally reaching the TSA attendant after an hour standing in line.

This just in: cars are expensive to own and maintain.

Rhode Island Democrats have their own brand of corruption.

The way pickups depreciate, you can land a 2019 Ranger with 188,000 miles on it for $14,000 in 2029.

I read a report that stated the Italian bridge collapsed during a “sudden storm.” I immediately thought of the Tacoma-Narrows bridge. Maybe wind gusts provoked the bridge failure?

My biggest regret was agreeing to attend a NY Jets home game.

When KMart opened on Astor Place in the early 90s, some of the locals were horrified at looming corporatization of NYC and others were happy they could find household items much cheaper there than the local mom & pops.

The John Varvatos store that replaced CBGB is much more offensive than a Target marketing ploy.

Today’s young New Yorkers enjoy wearing Ramones t-shirts without even knowing that the logo on their designer duds is for a band.

“I also understand that racial tensions in America are higher than before, and I regret my part in contributing to that tension.”

That has been my fishing beer for 20 years.

Rats....I was considering ordering a case of this stuff and sending it to our next Supreme Court Justice. 

I’m thinking of ordering a case of this stuff and sending it to our next Supreme Court Justice.

Drinking a few may help the ceremony go more smoothly.

I live in a dense suburb. My commute each way is 4 miles. The gym is 1.5 miles away. I went on five 300-mile round trips last year, yet I drove 22,000 miles last year. Maybe I visit the supermarket more than I’d care to admit.

Wussy is a group from Ohio that has drawn lots of critical praise for its music (and rightly so), but the band name is like nails on chalkboard for me.

In the 1970s and 1980s my Mom stayed home and raised us kids while dad worked and saved money for a trip to Disney World every three years. I can’t even imagine doing that today on my salary.

My spouse and I decided to only have one kid because college tuition is prohibitively expensive. We were both public employees living in a region where housing costs were among the highest in the country and the average annual property tax bill tops $10k.