You mean Coked-up Leia Slave Girl?

We should be seeing quadricycles appearing in Williamsburg in the spring.

He reminds me of this fellow...

KONY 2015

I’m surprised no trust fund hipster in Williamsburg has opened a restaurant serving those dishes (made from locally-sourced, artisinial Jello-O of course).

Having worked in politics for many years, I’ve attended my fair share of funerals in African-American churches and have expressed my desire to have my own funeral in one of those houses of worship. They know how to send a person to see the Lord better than anyone.

Or if you’re Bill O’Reilly, you clean yourself with falafel.

The web site looks kinda corny, but the test reslts seemed pretty accurate. “Acts of service” and “physicall touch” ranked very high for me. I was in a former relationship where any inquires about the evening dinner was met with a disinterested reply of “reservations” and my S.O. was turned off by physical intimacy.…

So if I ever land employment up in Canada (and I would love to, BTW), would this be a suitable job training video?

The only fans of baseball these days seem to be children under the age of 12 and males over the age of 55.

So the bottom two images are of Minecraft, right?

I tried driving a stick 25 years ago on my Dad’s 1978 Chevette without power steering or brakes. I remember stalling the car at every traffic light and getting the drivers around me very angry. It was a very unsettling experience and it scared me of away from ever trying again.

As I just wrote my second $3,000 check to my divorce attorney for fixing a few typos in what I was told would be a “simple, quick and easy divorce”, I could have really benefited from this startup.

I’m an old person and a bad parent, because I watched my son play GTA V. I thought it was hilarious to see the various ways in which you can crash your vehicle. We usually get plenty of guffaws out of it. It reminds me of the old arcade game Crazy Taxi.

“Hail Moroni?”

One of my best memories as a poor undergraduate was wandering around the parking lot outside the stadium and finding the tailgates with the best food and refreshment. We’d introduce ourselves to the middle-aged alumns looking to rekindle the debauchery of their youth and they would inevitably feed us, ply us with…

Do you think SEC players would take a pay cut to play in a minor league NFL?

I think the Bakersfield Buckaroos would be a fantastic team name. It would pay homage to the man who created the “Bakersfield Sound.”