If anything, Minecraft gave my son a valuable lesson on Malware, the limitations of Windows and how to run Malwarebytes.

Just be worried that his classmates are playing Call of Duty and GTA. Cool parents smh.

I had that relationship with a used car once.

Manti T'eo would like a word with you.

IIRC, the 2004-07 Legacies had their stereos integrated with the climate control system, making adding an aftermarket stereo quite difficult.

Atheist Republicans maybe?

Props to RC for sporting a Wussy t-shirt. They're an excellent band.

I owned a 1989 100 automatic. Hands down the most unreliable, expensive car to maintain. It drove wonderfully and looked cool as hell, though. Once the transmission went and had to be rebuilt three times, I let it go for $1200.

It works best in Catholic schools.

The team is young, talented and deep, but the kids hafta realize that the basketball season is a long one. Willard needs to recruit a tall forward for next season.

That happened to me as well, except it was my Dad who tried teaching me. Hey manual typewriters and vinyl records are cute to look at too.

In general, manual transmission owners are quite condescending.

Telepathy, smoking pot, Wicca, dolphin sex. Yep, this guy really summed up the 1970s.

"Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball."

Thankfully, it wasn't.

One of the reasons my ex-spouse cited in our divorce was that I failed to post enough pics of us together doing adorable couple things online or cutesy "I have the sexiest, most thoughtful spouse in the world" exclamations on my Facebook timeline. When my spouse started logging in to FB as me and started posting such…

Yeah, any financial meeting with my soon-to-be-ex wife ended with her screaming at me "well if you had a better job we wouldn't be in this position" and refusing to give up luxuries like buying a new car every 4 years and eating out 3x/week. It was frustrating and only during the divorce proceedings were we able to…

A.J. Hawk probably earned more as a OSU player than the average NHL defenseman.

I've met hockey parents. Generally, they are very intense people.