That course description reads like my dream job.

When the Swedish Navy ordered these ships, sailors had to assemble them with Allen wrenches. They're also made of particle board.

There are 2 Home Depots near my house that offer free - but very slow - WiFi. The Apple Store's free WiFi blazes!

Very few of my neighbors in NJ even knew that Rutgers had a football team until 2006.

This is an outtake from Portlandia.

I knew that this CL ad was fake because the poster spelled "POÄNG" incorrectly.

I've been fortunate that the people I've met and developed friendships with online are just as fun, witty and charming in person. Take that snooty UWS residents!

" macho society which often saw girls pressured into having unsafe sex"

I drove a 1984 Olds Cutlass wagon for a few years. It was very useful for that sort of stunt.

Still beats marriage.