in japan everyoen is very polite. Just put a sign on the windows saying: masturbation progress please don't look. And im sure they'll avert their eyes.

Cramped? really? what because you don't have a yard so large that your golden retriever gets tired before reaching the other side?

Every time I see a house with a majority of it's structure consisting of clear glass windows without blinds I always wonder how anyone can masturbate in peace.

Not having to deal with an awful commute? Because near good shopping, restaurants, and other various entertainment? Um... Fewer insects?