I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

“the fire moved through the firewall”

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

Wow, Urban Meyer is one selfish son of a bitch. As an employee for the State of Ohio you would think that he would act in the best interest of the state. Yet, he still sits, all cozy in Columbus, refusing to lend one of his three stud QBs to the Browns.

just having the owner not being a serial killer from a Craigslist ad is a big plus

BTW, not sure if a tie and a jacket would have helped matters.

He didn’t want to Chang them.

In a tit-for-tat move, Blazer has placed FIFA on The Naughty List for life.

Day: What the fuck did I do?

Are we not going to talk about how awful of a shot this guy was? Looks like he was getting dragged around by an invisible St. Bernard.

I’m no gun expert, but that looks like some really bad form.

“Let's go to Phil with the live shit... I mean shot....about the woman who was shot.....I mean shit... and killed."

KN: [reads Doug’s joke]

Duck n cover!

Hit the deck!

I’d be willing to bet this whole thing is due to the fact that the car in question was a BMW. Had it been a minivan or mid-90s Honda, the truck driver probably would have laughed it off. But there’s something about BMWs that seem to incite an extra level of irrational anger, like “I’m going to teach this rich bastard…

Who the fuck cares if someone takes up two spaces? Mind you own business and get a life.

If you’re an NBA player with a cat, or if you are an NBA player’s cat, make yourself known.

I was intitally questioning the wisdom of using such and unstable platform for the long exposures needed, but you answered that well. Awesome stuff.

And yet every year the border collie will be the league MVP.