This is a punch in the face to the Steelers.

"Wish I could have had those results." —Rex Ryan

"Wish I could have had that cheesesteak." —Rob Ryan

Huh, I thought turtles would have been number one on a list of worst animals to eat molarly.

front end pics have already leaked!

Hitchhikers?

There's nothing you can do to stop it. Even if you manage to stop it, you really haven't.

Rikk became so sweaty and flustered when he spotted his name on the top of the notecard and it dawned on him that he's been spelling Rick wrong for 43 years.

I now know the exact difference between Holy Cow and Holy Crap.

Exerpt from 'Tesla and the Dealership Connundrum"

I mean, to be fair Ballaban, there really was not much time left to make modification after they performed the recall repairs.

Or rather, it started when people noticed their phones had bent and assumed that it happened in their pockets rather than came that way from the factory (which is more likely).

Will it bend? (also will it Blend, but mostly just will it bend)

There were apparently quite a lot of idiots on that plane, judging by all the people filming video while holding their phone vertically.

See, this is why you buy a new car.

Did disturbing the remains of vengeful natives cause the decades of futility on the site?

*Calls to Order*

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.