Do you live in the southwest or pacific northwest?

Technically, it's my weekend so I had 'not being sober' to cushion the blow. Sorry for those without the buffer.

Angrily Buy More Shit.

Point taken.

Wow! Do yourself a favor and take the link to his performance work.

Sure, but did you post it on the internet for all to see?

The lithe, quick-witted homos just don't tear up like you want them too.

The only one I can think of is when he first opens his eyes after the initial link and says, "I know kung-fu." I can wring a mild chuckle from this line every blue moon.

I have plenty of time for both, why choose?

Underdog Nintendo, bringing the death! Thank you all for the recaps! These were the only bits of E3 I took in this year other than a few trailers. I appreciate you distilling the corporate shill-ary into something pungently cynical that my body can easily process.

NO! No, you did NOT!

You just hold it out the window so it can catch the internets.

Gonna have to watch that again just to see how it fits in! I saw Wire when they toured behind Object 47. They still rock and they will still play things off Pink Flag!

Get well soon Mr. Morgan. Your comedy and my laughing go together like chicken and a chicken container.

Half Life. Almost a decade between plays and outside of bumping up the mouse sensitivity, felt like home.

I'm gonna go ahead and use the 66/225 as an indicator that some RISD undergrad got their final print project out on time.

Sure as shit isn't "SO GOOD" it deserves a THIRD theatrical release. However, as the little boy in that one episode of the Tick said…"CONSUME!"

Funny. If I were Larry King, first question would have been "Is there a reason your trying to get your asshole super close to my beautiful table". Second, wouldn't be a question, just me backhanding his goddamn shoes off my table.

I thought about posting a personal anecdote involving my time as a tile maker producing rustic tile for a certain someone's wood-fired pizza kitchen. Long story short though, he's just kind of a dick.

Change it to 'faygo' and now we have Juggalo product synergy!