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I remember a great practical gift a friend got at a wedding...a huge garbage can, filled to the top with nice smelling environmentally friendly cleaning products and natural citrus air fresheners, buckets, spray bottles, sponges, squeegee, sponge mop and refills, trash bags to fit said can, hand held dustbuster,

..and that’s why she had no one but family on her guest’s side.

I like podcasts for the “can’t settle my thoughts” nights. The topics usually something kind of out there with “whoa” factor with a vastly bigger than everything perspective, like certain Astronomy Cast episodes like Universe Cannibalism, or ones on the big bang, that sort of thing. Plus the host, Pamela Gay has the

There was an apartment neighbor’s indoor/outdoor kitty who had some weird stalkery fatal attraction obsessive-compulsive fixation on me. He’d come up to greet me when I was coming or going, and was super rubby-lovey while I petted him, but would get PISSED when I would get up and ready to move on, no matter how much

Is there any boycott of Gottwald in the works? Secure artists who choose to work with him knowing what they should know by now—are put on blast?

The totes adorbs of nuclear accidents!

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*raises hand* I can’t even make myself pee in the ocean even if I have a full bladder, I totally want to and know it’s harmless. Some part of my brain won’t let me let go. I’m so grossed out by pee in public pools, I won’t swim in them. Ever. I know too much.

ok I’ll take this red number, then load up all the party snax I can fit on a cocktail napkin, (ok two) then sit on the edge of the corner sofa, and invite the house kitty to joint hibernate with me. Social anxiety solved.

At the very least, watch the original cut first for the filmgoing experience, then geek out on the director’s cut, with less of a critical eye and more to satiate any questions you have about it.

In the article it does mention she has some Native American heritage. I’m white with a small percentage Algonquin, use lots of sun protection and I’m quite pale. When I was a kid I didn’t bother with sunscreens with high spf and would get pretty brown in the summer. So it’s possible she has some color naturally. She

I agree she should have been fired, I agree what she did was tone deaf and trying on a culture and ethnicity from a place of privilege. That said not even being able to do a basic labor job or be able to move on in another career direction that she can support herself and her family seems overkill. I hope that’s an

Oh, I do. I’m resourceful like that, and make do for myself with the clueless partner. However, if he can’t take honey tongued gentle guidance then I move on.

Been there too exactly. How graphically clear can you get? Literally DON’T STOP DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING YES (isn’t that what they want for crissake? They are actually being successful but....what?? why??) and then they totally change it. WHY??? And then I hear some stand up frazzled male comedian saying “whyyyy don’t

I had that with an ex boyfriend-first the gentle tact and guidance....which he’d do for a minute then back on his speed metal guitar movements...I’d explain that doesn’t work, but THIS (guiding his hand) is good. Minute later speed metal again. Cycle continues with me saying-hey that’s just how MY body reacts, try

Yes. Knew this poly player guy who bragged he was an expert. Uh he had an...energetic and prolonged technique but not very nuanced or sensitive. It was annoyingly ticklish and he was not open to having any guidance, like take it down a few gears...relax a bit, and help me relax....I felt like giving him the old George

The Human Ouroboros Centipede

Control issues, pervyness...why not both?

Yeah, he spent his entire life perfecting how to be an ass.

I love her “sophisticated sexy woman of the world” voice she puts on time to time in her standup. Makes me cackle. Lady Dynamite did a whole episode on that.