Ok, I have a gross story too specific for this category, but it is so foul I can’t think of anywhere else to purge (pun intended) it.

You truly are a knight. Bless you.

Thank you for posting this. Sooooo satisfying.

No problem(s).

That’s how I experience asmr. I must be missing the pleasure receptors for it. It just gives me rage.

I hate ASMR, all of it. I find it excruciatingly deep-in-the-nerves irritating. Never understood the aural orgasms and pleasure shivers people claim it gives them. I have some anti-polar reaction to them.

I started to play and no, I can’t even....the montage setting him up as a celebrity...and turned it off. I hope he gets a well timed and placed powerful punch that fucks him up for a hospital stay with enough lasting damage that not only that he wouldn’t attempt this again, he couldn’t physically be able to carry it…

I just read in yahoo news about a harried mom whose 3 year old girl was unbuckling herself in the car while they were on the road. (Recently there was another parent and 3 year old who had the same unbuckling problem and the kid was killed during what would have been a survivable accident, which just underscores the…

no but it makes you a “Brad Parent”

I used to bring a toddler regularly to the art museum, but I damn well made sure she behaved. (If I couldn’t assure her safety and the artwork remaining intact, I’d have told the parents no, she’s not ready yet. Some just aren’t but will be in time.) She’ll be a pro by the time his kindergarten or grade school starts…

I thought this was a fitting role:

Really? Theroux and Aniston seem to have a good solid thing. I think he’s far more attractive than Pitt.

This would be considered unprofessional in the workplace, and some of it even contributing to a hostile work environment. She’s supposed to elevate the students, not stoop the the lowest common denominator of their maturity level.

Would you, could you in the rain?

Keeping this article up in the light of everything makes me wonder if Jezebel is going in deliberately trolling direction or experiment-make a villain post of something clearly wrong for maximum click and comment bait. This site isn’t perfect by a long shot but I’ve thought it was above that sort of thing.

That’s not even a eye roll. She looks beautiful (not that it matters but I just want to say it), but so tired and exposed nerve-ending sad, and yet a pro keeping it together, even if at threads. When my mom was passing/passed away, I made all sorts of real whack faces in contexts where it wouldn’t be understood:…

LOVE HER.

unless you’re caught doing it, and then get on a sexual offender list for publicly exposing yourself.

ahh. Ghost Farts. They were featured in a recent rap.

I was a MoH for a latent crazy bitch who went from neurotic to Full Nutz several weeks pre and several post her wedding (which I kept her young daughter occupied during the celebrations) after all her on-again off-again rollercoaster co-mindfuckery with her fiance (at the time I kept giving it a pass as she was…