I used to bring a toddler regularly to the art museum, but I damn well made sure she behaved. (If I couldn’t assure her safety and the artwork remaining intact, I’d have told the parents no, she’s not ready yet. Some just aren’t but will be in time.) She’ll be a pro by the time his kindergarten or grade school starts…

I thought this was a fitting role:

Really? Theroux and Aniston seem to have a good solid thing. I think he’s far more attractive than Pitt.

This would be considered unprofessional in the workplace, and some of it even contributing to a hostile work environment. She’s supposed to elevate the students, not stoop the the lowest common denominator of their maturity level.

Would you, could you in the rain?

Keeping this article up in the light of everything makes me wonder if Jezebel is going in deliberately trolling direction or experiment-make a villain post of something clearly wrong for maximum click and comment bait. This site isn’t perfect by a long shot but I’ve thought it was above that sort of thing.

That’s not even a eye roll. She looks beautiful (not that it matters but I just want to say it), but so tired and exposed nerve-ending sad, and yet a pro keeping it together, even if at threads. When my mom was passing/passed away, I made all sorts of real whack faces in contexts where it wouldn’t be understood:…

LOVE HER.

ahh. Ghost Farts. They were featured in a recent rap.

I was a MoH for a latent crazy bitch who went from neurotic to Full Nutz several weeks pre and several post her wedding (which I kept her young daughter occupied during the celebrations) after all her on-again off-again rollercoaster co-mindfuckery with her fiance (at the time I kept giving it a pass as she was…

This was not the specific Mel Brooks bullshit clip I was searching for. Nonetheless it will do nicely:

I wonder about the logistics of having an independent designer and artist union who collectively would be able to push back with more legal power.

Patent trolls who don’t develop their ideas, sit and wait until others actually do...like a troll does... then trap them with extortion is not in the same universe as companies who blatantly ripoff creative works by individual artists simply because they have the financial muscle to do so.

Good thinking, man. As a “cool girl....(hey, I always got along with men better, groups of women just don’t like me for some reason)....anyhoodles I find those other annoying women who talk too much and always ready to share their petty complaints such an embarrassment . They should speak up about the important matters…

Agree. Fainting is worth elaborating on (my mom was fainting and it turned out to be leukemia), but just the relevant facts and move on.

Angelfire lives on.

I suddenly recall snl doing a parody in the early 80s of a Donny and Marie(by Julia Louise Dreyfus) Osmond Christmas special. They locked eyes caroled to each other lovingly, until the head tilt and full on french kissing. Someone needs to reinact the Trump daddy-daughter dynamics.

He should just shave it off, and counter balance it with some facial hair but I’m sure Grandmother would have something to say about it.

He sounded like a winded runner having an off day.

that factor on top of the bulletproof vests she has to wear under it-that sounds enough for an otherwise healthy person to get overwhelmed....