I get really pissed when I see shitty film versions of excellent stories, and with Atwood being one of my favorite authors...you know what? Didn’t have a problem with that film. I know others do, and maybe there’s notes that hit their ears in a way that I can’t pick up. I felt the movie was pretty faithful to the…

I think of makeup as a fancy dress for the face. Not necessary and strictly ornamental, if you’re into that sort of thing...and if you aren’t— that’s cool too. I’ll do the whole thing once in a while but most days it’s sunscreen, a hat, and I’m good to go. If my bare face bothers someone or is seen as inappropriate to…

She staged quite a think piece , and should be lauded for such a groundbreaking, vital piece of interactive performance art. She opened my eyes to a new possibilities in my own work. Why waste any more time painting? Off to the Saturday night movies, where I’ll yell FIRE, or perhaps HE’S GOT A GUN while throwing a…

Make sure to get it on video.

I love Dr. Bronners peppermint on my junk-seriously! I’ve said it before here: it’s a breath mint for my hoo-ha. I guess everyone’s junk is a little more or less sensitive, might be worth a test with some diluted and build up if there’s no problems.

She’s the epitome of my reproductive system and sexual pleasure center? Nooooo. I don’t like calling people cunts or dicks (though I admit I’ve strayed to a regressive mindset at times and used them grasping for..something). Let’s brainstorm in a calm moment here: how about pilonidal abscess ?

Not sure which is worse, your parents (how old were you?)—or my dad (my mom resignedly going along with him as was her habit) taking 7 year old me and my 6 year old sis to see Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the 70's version) because my older brother wanted to see it and he couldn’t be bothered to drive us home before…

I thought he was recently engaged, I guess that’s off. Besides the $$$$, he sounds like a real catch:http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/advic…

I use henna on my hair for coloring, and read that it combined with oil (I use coconut), combined with the other combing steps makes for a good lice treatment. I watch a little kid now so I’m waiting for that to start, just a matter of time.

They are the greatest of parties. They’ve always been the greatest of parties. I should know sir. I’ve always been there.

I like the idea of the story as presented in the movie, as it looks like it may be both smart and visually spellbinding, but now that I’ve been made aware of its existence—I’m very curious to read the short story in its original and intimate form.

oh that poor dog (Bieber’s). I hope when he flakes out on caring for it there’s a caring responsible person around who will adopt it.

Damn it why did you say don’t look? (I looked.)

I remember seeing him on Third Rock and thinking he was a rather um interesting teen, which I found a bit disconcerting. That said, I’m very much into grown ass men and also thought, I bet he’s going to be a very cool guy in a few years and I wasn’t wrong. Grew up to be creative, talented, funny, smart and weird in…

Ok, I had the Alfred Hitchcock Birds experience with flying cockroaches. Came back to the south to visit friends, and was staying with a pal in her very clean home. Her attached garage has the washer and dryer, and I was switching a load over. It was late night and I switched on the light and started moving things and…

...snogging on a beach rock, paparazzi ‘bout to come

(tunes guitar, swings flawless blond bob back, purses red lips., strums jauntily, sings brightly, blandly and sweetly, with just a touch of anger)

Atta Girlfrieeeend! Now (*whips out guitar*) let’s go write a song about how we’re better than them.

there’s a special place in hell for haters that resist the Swift

I don’t mind looking like a hippie, because I’m probably one. I’m finding jean shopping generally torture though, and just not into wearing them all that often anymore unless it’s very cold out and I need a pair or two of some heavy duty ones for commuting and childcare work.. Otherwise I prefer dresses, leggings,…