Try explaining to my kids and husband they are for fabric only. Ugh.

I have some scissors that would do it.

I would believe that this was $108 Lululemon cereal more than I believe that it's jewelry someone decided to sell.

My husband and I both work, but we don't make a lot of money. At one point, when it was just me working, we made $37 too much to qualify for food assistance.

Or a tattoo of an incredibly detailed hand holding a tattoo gun as if drawing that penis.

she really needs to own this tattoo. Like get another tattoo of an incredibly detailed frame around this tattoo.

Obvious shoe choice. C'mon.

I think you really need to make a judgement call based on the child. I don't think it's fair to make a blanket ban but I also think it's a bad idea ot make a blanket acceptance either because they can really ruin the thing if they are poorly behaved (but so can an adult).

I wanna know how a two-yo got to a fire alarm. Did someone see it? Did the kid have help? Got his/her own chair and pulled it over (without some adult whispering in his ear even if they didn't help him with the chair)?

I've never seen a fire alarm within the reach of a toddler.

This one's easy: Stop producing the thing or change the pic, pay the lady some money, apologize.

BYE PHYLICIA.

Why do the male protaganists always look like they're holding the female's head like a toilet bowl rim after a hard night's drinking.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

I want to objectify it, so bad....YUM!

same

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

I have never owned a cat that did not let me rub his or her belly with impunity. I did not realize it was such an unusual thing.

Cats are liquid silliness.

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

SUCH a turn on. I wanna find someone that can do this. Seriously, I want to be fucking DOUSED.