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to make yourself irresistible to all the kitties.

I guess they wanted to clear that the family wasn’t involved in any way, despite their emphatic denouncement of the couple’s actions. I first wrote I’m glad she’s going to family too....but re reading I realize I can only hope she does. So sad.

Her music is insipid earworms...they hook but without even any guilty pleasure in them. Just super annoying. I’m forced to hear her on heavy rotation at work on the store soundsystem. (I’m on a temporary break from it as it’s time for 24/7 holiday shopping music now.) There’s some godawful song embodying every cliche

First few words in, I just can’t. So creepy. That voice.

I’m a firm believer of consent, but unconscious kitty belly rubs are a victimless crime.

I had a very smart, mischievous (would escape to the outdoors with such determination that I gave up trying to keep her in...it was a battle turning into a war I couldn’t win..I’ll explain more if anyone thinks I was neglectful or lazy), and very human loving and almost overly social cat (she was so friendly I worried

I’d say it’s more “fuck poor people forever”. That’s the underlying idea.

I’m wondering when they will just compel poor people and prisoners to “volunteer” their bodies for medical research. That would be an amazing coup. I’ve done it for pay and a couple of weekends of an in house stay nets me $2000 on average. Imagine the savings if the justice system, for profit penitentiaries, and

United States Legal Slavery 2.0

I’d say the latter too. I always say those measurements are a guide...how do you compare to the guide? Say the set of the eyes....A little closer, a little further apart....

Thank you! I’ve taught art to kids and adults. It’s an on and off thing unfortunately. Hard to get steady work. I can’t really work in public schools because I’ve modeled for other artists with life drawing and photography, and that causes the pearl clutching variety of parents to make an issue about it. So I do

That may be. I’ve worked with eight year olds to paint self portraits that I’m proud to have guided. By “guided” I mean teaching them how to measure, compare color/tones and think about the overall composition. It was a project that took several days to do, and about an hour and a half per session. They all made

I used to have a game with an ex boyfriend (still friends...now that I think about it I’ve done this with him post breakup too) where if there was an outrageously attractive woman well dressed, or even just sexily dressed—a sample exchange would go down like this: I’d make some fake snarky bitch comment (out of her’s

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It can’t? JGL takes on and reverses the “Baby it’s Cold Outside” dynamic..seductive and playful with no rapey aftertaste!

Been a while since I read them, but I remember that historical homes and buildings were coated in a coat of diamond to preserve them.

I will embrace all holiday insipid pop and gladly hum/sing out of tune along, just if I can celebrate the end of the Halloween run for that GHODAWFUL Fall Out Boy tune with the Munsters Theme Song. That may be the worst thing I’ve heard all decade.

I’ve read about younger pop stars and various rock musicians of all ages when they’ve dropped an album, on average say...2.5-3 years later and the press/some critics call it a “comeback album”. Um....maybe that’s just a fairly reasonable amount of time to tour from the last album, decompress from said tour, live life

Eh, the bra is fine...it’s not hidden but it doesn’t look like bra hanging out..just a cross strap that goes decently with the overall design. If I was a bridesmaid, there would be no “no bra” or only those stupid adhesive options for me.

Charlie Sheen has been “ick” for a long time. Not because of HIV, not that it matters whether I know if he’s infected.

When things are down between me and a pal, we remind each other that Gene Wilder is still alive and it’s all bit better.