For all the Goldblum fans on this thread. You are quite welcome. I gotta go and do something urgently now.

I appreciate the resourcefulness, but it’s probably a better choice for your eyes to err on the early side of tossing the mascara tube. It’s cheap enough at drug stores and you can get free bonus ones if you shop for any cosmetics or skin care products at the department stores.

Winning a lawsuit doesn’t mean collecting on it. This flighty excuse of a businesswoman would just go underground or obfuscate any collection attempts shamelessly. She met justice in this case.

Why?

Happy Mikey’s Day!!

So true. There’s a slow foodie, somewhat pretentious restaurant in my neighborhood but oh they make excellent creamed spinach. Total rich creamy vitamin A packed comfort food.

He looks pretty tired and stressed. There’s some dark circles..

I wouldn’t want his life for anything in the world. Sounds awful.

Anyone working out daily for three hours is taking an extremely inefficient route to fitness. I’m not talking training for sport (which doesn’t necessarily take a human body to it’s healthiest state). That sounds like escapism and avoidance of other aspects of what comprises a life.

We were in touch, but things petered out. Pun intended. I can say it was for the best in retrospective (he wasn’t a good match...regardless of unresolved tension), but the particular route of it not working felt really awful

Why not shave your faces ladies? I’ll tell you why not:

I’m not a fan of “trashing” the dress either...unless it’s a thriftstore or near freebee garment. I’m a fan of reusing the dress, or repurposing it with the help of a seamstress.

I’d think it’s an all around party when the guy’s got two dicks. Certainly wouldn’t be a dealbreaker for me. Not so much for women endowed with two vaginas. That poor woman gets twice the pms, twice the discomforts and a side gift of acne without the fun.

mine too! mine too!

My cat passionately loves watermelon. And cantaloupe, and honeydew. I’ll give her the rinds to slurp and gnaw on when I’m done with a slice.

This has all the goodies: Jon Stewart making out with Gillian Anderson, carrying her to the threshold of her bed about to commence passionate lovemaking, then carrying her back out of the room, on a U turn, to be continued at her place because she’s worried about being away from her dog, Barley. (BTW the movie is…

I uploaded some recent photos of me (all of them the ones I think are cute and flattering) and I got 23, 36, 37, 55, and 67. Irl I’m 45 and told I look a decade younger.

BRILLIANT!

my lip beauty list:

because...to an asshole, if a woman doesn’t consent and it violates her privacy, it somehow erotizes the experience.