2014 Subaru Outback

I did this as a kid once. My broken arm was at the same angle as his. My grandpa saw it and barfed.

These things were 20 grand ten years ago, so no.  

Muhammad said that he knew his parking spot was tight but figured it was cool because they were just picking up a quick bite to eat and going about their day.

Aren’t you the weatherman?  

If it had a badge from the big 3 your dick would be so hard we’d have to call a doctor.

Oh god, this creature has kids?  

No it’s not you dumb fucker.  I live in Wisconsin. There is no vehicle inspection other than OBD check of emissions equipment and that’s only in the 5 county area including and surrounding Milwaukee county. It’s a law about driving a vehicle in the state regardless of where it’s from. It’s got nothing to do with the…

I got you beat.  But with the same BigBlock440.  He’s comedy gold.  

Mmmm. Digging into Trump’s speaking cadence. Like I said, paid troll.  

How the fuck do you think this world works? Your car doesn’t have to be registered in the state you’re breaking laws in to get in trouble. I highly underestimated your stupidity.

Wipers that move but are in such a condition that they will most likely break does not adhere to the letter or spirit of the law. Further, why the fuck are you arguing for people skirting laws that exist for the safety of everyone on the road?  

WHEN they should be used doesn’t matter one bit if they are not capable of clearing the windshield and in a functioning condition like the law states.

Huh?

What was going to be a 10-hour drive turned into 14 and a half by the end of it. We were making it through the night, in high-speed traffic of I-94 across Michigan, getting blown around the wind of the Great Lakes, in the rain, with no windshield wipers. We were advised that the wiper linkage was so sloppy that it…

I don’t think the interior looks premium at all. The new Civics look nicer inside.

The Pontiac Aztek.  

Hey I did the same thing. I was so fucking pissed about the snow fall that I didn’t bother to clear any snow. I mean it WAS FUCKING APRIL 25th FOR FUCKS SAKE. So I backed out the driveway. Boom cracked my bumper on an ice chunk that could have sunk the replica titanic.

The car sales guy recommended a Dodge Durango.   I think anything is on the table.  

Yeah, sounds like I don’t want to switch.