The bigger problem is that there's no curating for the storefront anymore. With 40% of new releases being a back-catalog dump and the other 30% being Early Access content with questionable development plans, how am I supposed to trust anything on there anymore?

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

"I'm a smug, arrogant retard who hates when people dislike things."

"I already know I don't like Homestarrunner and, despite comedy being subjective, I'm still going to comment in the thread about how stupid it is in the hopes of making somebody else feel bad about liking something I don't like! I am a sad individual that can only find a shred of personal validation when attempting to…

So Jezebel can only put things up that you like and fuck everyone else, right? Your mom was wrong when she told you that you were the center of the universe.

I came to Jezebel and clicked a link. You'll never believe what happened next!

I would have honestly been impressed if it WAS a painting, because pores and skin texture are really hard to paint this accurately.

What the hell is with the constant march of cynical assholes all making the same exact comments about this picture? I know you folks think you're better than everything but is there a need to be so disgustingly smarmy and arrogant about it? Standouts include people complaining how the title should be more plainly…

"You'll FLIP When You Realize This Article Title Was LITERALLY Pulled From A Hat!"

I just looked at it and thought that the size of the eye is so large that the pressure of the fluid in it would be too great and the eye would burst. This might be something to point out to UFO conspiracy theorists that believe in the classic Gray.

Doctors from the Zeta 2 Reticuli system hate her. Learn the trick to her stunning result!

I'm intensely, powerfully, un-flipped.

You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

Apparently Jezebel's standard of 'awesome' 'special' and 'amazing' are reaching new lows.

I'm eagerly awaiting your mind blowing video of paint literally drying.

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

Having a QB the caliber of Jared improves not only the River Monsters, but league as a whole.

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did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

The tread on Curiosity's wheels is a message in morse code

*awaits the inevitable crying of the dota fanbase*