Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

You can be anyone you want (even sound like them), allowing you to essentially do whatever you want...it's a very good kind of different...embrace it

"I'm a smug, arrogant retard who hates when people dislike things."

"I already know I don't like Homestarrunner and, despite comedy being subjective, I'm still going to comment in the thread about how stupid it is in the hopes of making somebody else feel bad about liking something I don't like! I am a sad individual that can only find a shred of personal validation when attempting to…

So Jezebel can only put things up that you like and fuck everyone else, right? Your mom was wrong when she told you that you were the center of the universe.

I came to Jezebel and clicked a link. You'll never believe what happened next!

I would have honestly been impressed if it WAS a painting, because pores and skin texture are really hard to paint this accurately.

What the hell is with the constant march of cynical assholes all making the same exact comments about this picture? I know you folks think you're better than everything but is there a need to be so disgustingly smarmy and arrogant about it? Standouts include people complaining how the title should be more plainly…

"You'll FLIP When You Realize This Article Title Was LITERALLY Pulled From A Hat!"

I just looked at it and thought that the size of the eye is so large that the pressure of the fluid in it would be too great and the eye would burst. This might be something to point out to UFO conspiracy theorists that believe in the classic Gray.

Doctors from the Zeta 2 Reticuli system hate her. Learn the trick to her stunning result!

I'm intensely, powerfully, un-flipped.

You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

Apparently Jezebel's standard of 'awesome' 'special' and 'amazing' are reaching new lows.

I'm eagerly awaiting your mind blowing video of paint literally drying.

Seven precious particles, you say?

George, you are doing it wrong. Your blurb on the main page actually informed me of what the subject of the article was prior to me clicking on it; the normal form of posts on the new Kinja is to proved as few keywords as possible as to entice readers with clickbait while at the same time not giving away what the…

I don't think a movie would work at all, unless it was done in place of the final episode of the TV series. Game of Thrones is just too big, with far too many plotlines and subplots and characters to ever fit into a movie. A feature-length end for the TV series would be cool though.

you can afford to take your time and to write only when you get a worthy idea

Come on guys, this article is a joke.

Have we forgotten the warning back from 2010?