Wait... there are people out there who thought Chicken McNuggets constituted real meat? Who exactly was under the impression that McNuggets had any good amount of real meat in them? That's what Chicken Selects are for.

Love chicken nuggets. Always will. Passed my recent physical (I'm late 30s) with flying colors. Hamburgers are what... fatty 2nd grade beef ground up to mask the contents. Chicken nuggets are no different.

Early European settlers were notorious for hunting down buffalo en masse and harvesting only the parts they wanted, leaving the rest of the carcass to decay. Whereas the First Americans would use all of the buffalo. This is often used as an example to contrast the wastefulness of Western imperialism and consumerism…

Anyone going to talk about the fact that we as humans not so long ago, not some primitive form of us, used to eat everything that came with the animal? Of course many meat by-products in our fast foods is just fat, but why freak out over eating organ meat? It's good for you. Much of our nutrient supply came not only…

Foreigners (not Muricans) eat all those other ingredients daily... Asian meals often use organ meats, cooked entrails and other such components, sometimes as the main or only protein source... it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be... it just sounds nasty to us due to our upbringing. A lot of southern cooking…

This is what's in the burgers and we're surprised the nuggets are less than 50% "striated muscle"?

If I recall correct chicken skin is delicious... chicken roast anyone?

Maybe I'm the weird one here, but this doesn't make me like chicken nuggets any less. In fact, I've never once assumed that anything battered, fried and labeled as "nuggets" would be pure striated muscle from the chicken breast. I'd assumed already that they were mainly random ground-up parts, like hot dogs. Never…

I'll take the devils advocate position here:

I'm pretty sure fat, blood vessels, connective tissue, and nerve tissue are present in all muscles, so if you don't want to eat that stuff, maybe you shouldn't eat meat.

Here's my theory on the prequels.

Here's a point I've been trying to make:
I don't care what a chicken nugget is made of.

I mean, if I want to eat something super healthy, chances are I'm eating something else than chicken nuggets. And if I'm eating chicken nuggets, it means I've already made the decision to eat something with a low nutritional value.

Let…

But...it is all chicken, right? I mean, the tissues don't come from humans or anything. Considering a large portion of the world depends on insects for protein, and given the fact that any person with some common sense realizes the difference between a "cut" chunk of chicken breast and a "formed" chicken piece, I…

No, I wouldn't say that. I'd say this is exactly the kind of situation that proves how unessential those in charge of governing are.

From the FAQs:

Oh, those are foreigners from Kankakee.

Read the wikipedia article, jerk.

On the flip side...

This is the physician's fault. We are extremely careful to educate our patients about avoiding exposure of their friends and family to chemotherapy. We also tend to respect our drugs more than most other physicians do.

Ironically, I'm pretty sure Pedo Bear would disapprove.