Oh, how I wish I could star this!

At this point, Pixar has been swallowed whole by Disney, so we might as well treat this as an average film.

I'm wondering if there isn't some overlap between the autism, sociopath, and psychopath spectrums. I have seen people who are probably at least two of these.

There is a theory floating around that, just as "There must always be a Stark in Winterfell", so must there always be a Stark at the Wall. It was built by a Stark, after all...

Jaime was with Aerys the whole time. Surely he would've mentioned something...

The second-most popular theory (after R+L=J) is that Coldhands is (or once was) Benjen Stark.

The Baratheon hair was the dominant trait. Every Baratheon child had dark hair, which proved that Joffrey wasn't a Baratheon. The Targaryens, however, aren't necessarily that way...

You know, it's just crazy enough to be true.

Melisandre is at Castle Black, so OF COURSE she would bring him back. I can understand killing off a character that we focused on for one book (Ned), but one that was a focus for five? I don't think so.

The Rhaegar-Vader comparison makes more sense if you drop the Good vs Evil aspect, and instead consider them as the Enemy of the main characters, which all of the ASOIAF ones (excepting Dany, of course) are.

Spoilers, of course...

I know, you're only joking. There's only two books left.

If you've only seen the TV show, you have no idea who Rhaegar or Lyanna were.

Did I miss something? The Seven know that I wanted Shelbyville buried under a volcano back in the day...

Spoilers, of course...

Also, I was told how old I was by the office of the Cook County Clerk, which confirmed the version that my parents and the hospital that I was born in told me.

HOLD ON HERE!!! Rhaella died on Dragonstone while giving birth to Daenerys. This is as told by Viserys, who had NO REASON to lie about it AND was old enough to remember how it happened. Your version, no matter how creative, is at least partially false.

Hey! Butcher only ended one of the Dresden books that way!

It's not thicker, it's loaded with sulfuric acid and carbon dioxide, which makes it almost 100x denser than ours.

Cryonics, at present technology levels, is a scam.